My Muse (aka my imagination) is a pervert. She seriously has been reading too many romance novels...and possible too many moonlight fanfics hehe...oops.

Charlene: Wow... (while reading the latest stories...hehe)
Me: Wow what?
Charlene: You wrote this?
Me: I blame my Muse.
Charlene: I agree, you're going to Hell for these stories. (I have in the footer 'I'm going to Hell for these stories' )
Me: But I mention God in my others. Hey, but you read them.
Charlene: True...but I don't write them.
Me: Damn...you've got me there.

Nick: I think you may be more perverted than me.
Me: Why?
Nick: I mean, I'm a BDSM (don't ask...I don't even know, I just smile and nod my head) and I don't come up with half the stories you do! My God, you're perverted!
Me: It's my Muse's fault! I blame the Lunar Eclipse, after the eclipse, my mind went swimming in the sewer.

Nick has yet to read the stories my mind come up with, he keeps on missing me in homeroom and in orchestra...along with in the hallways...plus he claims he has no time to read...at the moment.

And Samantha, a few other people agree with you, "DAMN GIRL! This is good!"

Of lately, yes, my stories have been a little...okay, very NC-17. But I'm 17 so

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On an even sillier topic, anybody got any advice on telling fellow teens to shut up about their sex life in study hall? I'm serious, they talk about who screwed who and who they screwed and in vivid details. I don't want to know how many people screwed you while you were plastered. I know that I should just ignore it but my God, there are some things I just DON'T want to know!

These girls, are the popular girls. The same girls who ripped on me in gym class and the same girls who have hated me since 7th and a few since Kindergarten. I have a way with people, don't I? Anyways, do I, the lowly pond scum that I am on the hierarchy, have any say in this matter? My friend said that I should write Miss Manners, but uh, I don't think I'm that desperate yet...or may be I am...

On Monday, yesterday, I was so disgusted by the details, I was sick to my stomach. Plus, I think it's rude to kiss-and-tell. I mean...that's kind of betraying. Plus, she was bitching about things that I didn't even want to know about.

If this was my world, they'd be mucking out stables in their $200 gucchi (sp) stilettos. That's what I focus on to make me happy...along with distracting myself with my 'Voltron Porn' Hehe...if I ever get caught with that by a teacher...oh dear...I think Joe is right....I have waaaaay to much free time *sighs*

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I found out that
a) I attract freaks
b) I fall for people I'll never have a chance with
c) I need to come to terms that no one will marry me and that I'll never raise a family because I'm too chicken to ask and guys don't like me in that way

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Anyways...how is everyone else??



Egypt